英文幽默哲理小故事：
父子二人经过五星级饭店门口，看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。
儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！」
父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱
（注：你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？）
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
Son of disdain for his father, said: The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
(Note: Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .
Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .the mouse said .I will tell a flea what I know.

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”
“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着学校----慢行.
（只为成功找方法，不为失败找理由）

好一点的英语故事，短一点（1、2分钟）。要六年级懂得，急急，急急急！要有中文翻译。

This morning I went to the market to buy some vegetables with my parents. On the way we all highly praised a young man in western-style clothes and leather shoes who was riding by. But he rode so fast that he knocked an old lady down carelessly.Instead of stopping, he pretended not to see this and rode away quickly. We were all very angry with the young man. To our happiness, a girl in plain dress ran forward at once, helped the lady up and took her home. We all praised the girl. 今天早上我和父母一起去市场买蔬菜，路上我们都赞叹一个西装革履的正骑车经过的年轻人。但是他骑得太快了，不小心把一位老妇人撞倒在地。而他却假装没看到，飞快地骑走了。我们都生那个年轻人的气。让人欣慰的是，一个穿着朴素的女孩立刻跑过来，扶起老人并把她送回了家。我们都夸奖这个小女孩。